Twinkies (Dorbees OC)(JOKE)(NOTREAL)

"He was okay, could be better"

-Kenzie Akemi, only Dorbees fan besides me.

Yo yo this rap goes out to all the weird perverted DA stuff out there GO DIE YOU STUPID DEVIATIONS

(PLAY THIS SONG WHILE YOU READ)  www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J05o9…

Here is what Dorbees is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=veVPWY…

Here is my oc.

Name: Twinkies
Gender: Genderless (but likes to be called a he)
Orientation: bi
Fetishes: BDSM, Spit, Pee, vore, lactation, etc.
Kinks: BDSM, spit, pee, vore, lactation, etc.
tools: whip, belt, gag, nipple electrocution things, etc.
Dick size: pretty dang big
asshole size: huge
nipple size: huge cones
diet: mainly his own milk and semen and poop
amount of Dorbees he's had intercourse with: 1230 (898 if you don't count animals)(769 if you don't count animals or wood carvings of other Dorbees, who I won't say because it was very illegal)
interesting traits: unlike other Dorbees, Twinkies is two almost-seperate bodies that are one entity. Also unlike other dorbees, he has heterochromia. Also unlike other dorbees, he is bi. And also unlike other Dorbees, his nipplesd lactate milk, much like a female breast. In fact, unlike most Dorbees, while in the womb (and a woman) his boobs did not fully transform into man boobs, so he still has the ability to give milk. And Unlike most Dorbees, this gives him no medical problems whatsoever. In fact, he kind of likes to stroke them every once in a while and drink his own milk. Also, unlike most Dorbees, he can perform autophilatio.
New std's he has created: The feared Twinkies aids, wherein the poor victim's dick or vagina explodes in a bloody display. but Twinkies likes to watch that, so he has no problem spreading it whenever he can. He also is immune to it. But in addition, he has also created Aracnaids, in which hairy bird-eating spiders crawl out of your dick or pussy until it tears andf bleed to death, or the spider bites you will inside of you. Twinkies likes watching this too. He is also immune. A seperate list should be created for this, rthere are so many more, like Dorbsyndrome, Darryls, and Crahbs.
House: a rape dungeon in the woods. Oh yeah, Twinkies is into that. But don't judge him, he is very sensitive. It has a large pool with sharks as well as 200 prison cells. (coincidentally, the same house as seen in the first episode of Dorbees, that Jack and Mary Jane wanted to go inside. They refused to tell the Dorbees police anything later, claiming Jack's broken leg was due to a "fall down a pit")
Sperm: Very enthusiastic and not lazy
Traumatizing stuff: He has been subjugated by the Dorbees before for being bi and also his fetishes, which gave him ptsd. But he copes with numerous rounds of jerkin' his gherkin, submerged in shark-infested waters, just for kicks. Recently he has upgraded to a mix of great whites and hammerheads. (which perfectly describes his dick, coincidentally) Unlike most Dorbees, He was also beat by his father AND mother with metal chains, strapped to the wall. Some say this is what gave him his fetishes, but Twinkies denies it. But also unlike most Dorbees, he had a forced adoption and was transffered to new parents, who did the same thing except also occasionally put him in a bathtub full of lobsters that would pinch at his dick. But unlike most Dorbees, this caused no medical problems whatsoever but hurt like hell. He had another forced adoption, and the new parents did the same two things to him, except this time they ALSO rectally inserted food through his anus, which he would barf back up in the morning, and then eat again. After shitting it out, he would rectally inserty that, too. The barf it back up, and eat that. Yep, he likes that too. In fact, he transffered between parents seven times until he ran away to live in the woods, which he does today. It may have been traumatizing for him, but the whole time deep down inside, he liked it. 
happy moments: Haven't made up any yet.

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